This is not a blog. Or in French.

I'm probably the fiercest, angriest and whitest little girl that I know.
So don't touch me.
Especially you.

Nov 11

So, here’s the thing

Tumblr says I’m not in the top 50,000 blogs

And this surprises me.

I honestly thought my lack of understanding about this site, confusion about ‘tumblarity’ and inconsistent blog updates about nothing in particular was charming.

Charming! Endearing? I’ll settle for sweet if you wanna haggle.

PS I got a job. They even made a movie about my job in 2007, it’s called ‘The Waitress’

No, I haven’t seen it, why watch a movie about my life? You’re just not making any sense anymore.

PPS sup