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I'm probably the fiercest, angriest and whitest little girl that I know.
So don't touch me.
Especially you.

Nov 9

English Brutality

Some kid with a tumblr called ElectronsBro (linking, what?) made some posts about how you’re all (nearly all) butchering the english language.

Because you are.

Also, ‘often’ is pronounced off-en. I don’t know why you all add a t. Well, I do, but don’t.

And ‘jewelery’ is jool-ry. Fact.

PS - Shouldhave and shouldof are not the same. Should’ve learned that, kids.