Seth Sentry: The Waitress Song from ‘The Waiter Minute - EP’
(via loveyourchaos)
understand tumblr,
and that’s OK!
Mainly I just like looking at the things on ‘the wire’
And for every 50 crap things (that are actually alright) there is 1 neat or amazing or fuckedup one
and then, sure. Sure, I’ll do this tumblr thing. Why not.
I really like this song.
So will you, internet.
It’s by Ben Folds - You Don’t Know Me (feat. Regina Spektor, who is also a cool kid)
Tumblr says I’m not in the top 50,000 blogs
And this surprises me.
I honestly thought my lack of understanding about this site, confusion about ‘tumblarity’ and inconsistent blog updates about nothing in particular was charming.
Charming! Endearing? I’ll settle for sweet if you wanna haggle.
PS I got a job. They even made a movie about my job in 2007, it’s called ‘The Waitress’
No, I haven’t seen it, why watch a movie about my life? You’re just not making any sense anymore.
PPS sup
Some kid with a tumblr called ElectronsBro (linking, what?) made some posts about how you’re all (nearly all) butchering the english language.
Because you are.
Also, ‘often’ is pronounced off-en. I don’t know why you all add a t. Well, I do, but don’t.
And ‘jewelery’ is jool-ry. Fact.
PS - Shouldhave and shouldof are not the same. Should’ve learned that, kids.
I had to ask wikipedia what tumblr is.
Apparently it’s a blogging platform.
Tomorrow, I’ll ask people in real life what tumblr is.
And then we’ll start a dance party.
Cos nobody does it like we does.
